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06 September 2014

It’s OK To Be Takei

By // Cinema

Full disclosure: I’m a big Star Trek fan. Well, I should qualify that by saying I have no use for anything that came after Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Voyager …

09 August 2014

The Wrath of ‘Bron

By // Sports

Things seemed peachy in June, when Wiggins—the most highly touted basketball prospect since LeBron James—was drafted first overall by the Cleveland Cavaliers. It looked like our hometown hero would be …

18 July 2014

An Ode to the Ramones

By // Music

A lot of people probably think I’m too young to be a Ramones fan. I’m 30 now, which means I was about 12 when the Ramones broke up in 1996. …

10 July 2014

She’s All Blatche

By // Sports

Girls with glasses sure would be beautiful if they didn’t wear glasses, huh? That’s what the movies would have you believe, anyway. You all know what I’m talking about. It’s …

06 July 2014

Raptors Earn Some Cred

By // Sports

Even though I expected it to happen, I still can’t believe it actually happened. When Kyle Lowry announced on Wednesday night that he would re-sign with the Toronto Raptors, he …

27 June 2014

When Good Sex Isn’t Enough

By // Sports

Getting back together with your ex is one of the stupidest things you can do. We’ve all been there before. Possibly several times. It’s never something you’re proud of doing, …

26 June 2014

Greivis Vasquez, Master Negotiator

By // Sports

Either Greivis Vasquez hadn’t talked things over with his agent, or he just hadn’t listened. Days after the Toronto Raptors’ season-ending game-seven loss to the Brooklyn Nets in the Eastern …

23 June 2014

Prom Night: NBA Edition

By // Sports

If you were anything like me in high school, you had a bit of trouble getting dates. I was scrawny. I had acne. I lacked the confident, I-don’t-give-a-damn-what-you-think-of-me attitude I …

19 June 2014

On Super Nintendo, BlackBerry & the Miami Heat

By // Sports

Remember when Super Nintendo came out? I sure do. It was an unbelievable paradigm shift in gaming. Everything that I thought was great about the original Nintendo Entertainment System seemed …

05 June 2014

San Antonio: The Ghostbusters of the NBA

By // Sports

“Choose the form of the Destructor!” So spake Gozer the Gozerian during the climactic scene of Ghostbusters. The Ghostbusters found themselves atop Dana Barrett’s apartment building, prepared for an epic …

31 May 2014

Everything Old Is New Again

By // Sports

Well, the Miami Heat are going back to the NBA Finals. It feels like 1998 all over again, doesn’t it? Ah, 1998. I remember it like I remember losing my …

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