“I’m not jealous”- Troy is jealous of Jeff’s dinner with his best friend Abed. (Community) Shirley as Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction. (Community) “I want you take this money and buy a book, it’s called ‘7 Habits of Highly Effective People’!”- Vance tries to help out a stripper at his bachelor party. […]
30 Rock this week. Aaron Sorkin and Tina Fey (Liz Lemon) sit at a conference table waiting for interview with Nick Lachey to work on the NBC reality competition show The Sing Off. Sorkin: You here for the Sing Off gig? Fey: Yeah, do I know you? Sorkin: You know my work. Walk […]
Sunday’s Golden Globes contained no small number of witty shots at any and all celebrities in attendance, some great speeches and some deserving winners (the most obvious of the bunch: Aaron Sorkin, Paul Giamatti and Christian Bale, are among my favourites) but perhaps my favourite moment was provided by Chris Colfer. Glee’s greatest asset, Colfer’s […]
*Dennis and Mac are at the hardware store, buying supplies for their new boat* Dennis: We’ve gotta pop by the department store, pick up a mattress. I wanna get a nice one too. Mac: The what? The mattress? What do we need a mattress for? Dennis: What do you mean, what do we need a […]
There aren’t that many things that are remarkable about ABC Family (except, perhaps, it’s strangely high ratings). However, every time I speak with one of its stars I find that they have some remarkable things to say: wisdom beyond their characters, if you will. So here is the first in a new series of quotable […]
In one of the more genuine moments of the often broad comedy machine that is 30 Rock, Liz Lemon monologued last week to a poor unsuspecting dodgeball player about what she wants in a relationship. I don’t think I’ve ever loved Liz Lemon more: “I’ll tell you what I do want. I want someone who […]
It may have been a thoroughly mediocre episode but Accidentally on Purpose returned last night and had at least one smile-worthy moment: Zack: My instincts about people are way better than yours. Billie: Why do you say that? Zack:Well, you picked me but I picked you. In other Wednesday night comedy news, Ugly Betty is […]
“instigator” – from Jordan (this is a stunning word to come from the vocabulary of someone who can’t tell time) “wench”- Kevin to Natalie (because it is an AMAZING old-timey word and Natalie IS a wench, in all it’s negative connotations)