It’s no secret that this summer I got really into The Bachelorette. By “really into” I mean there was nothing else to watch so I fell in love with several of the awesome men and continued to hate Jillian every week.

Regardless of my dislike for the title “character”, I was still looking forward to this January’s Bachelor. With any smarts, the show would cast Kypton, Reid, or maybe even Michael as the new seeker of love.

Epic fail.

It was just announced that the new season will focus on none other than Jake. If you don’t recall, he was the guy that showed up to warn Jillian of Wes’ cheating ways. He was also the self-described perfect guy and the one who sounded entirely fake every time he spoke.

So here’s to a season of horrible cheesiness and terrible perfection…I won’t be watching.